After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover. – 20th Century Fox
So I have been a lazy
shit lately and have missed quite a few reviews. I have actually seen five movies in between 10 Cloverfield Lane and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out of the Shadows. Because it is just too much work to write five different reviews I am just going to lump them all together and do some bullet list type shortened reviews.